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Humor  Humor
  • Author: Source Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff -- church, church, church."

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

A story about the value of money.

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

Shipwrecked

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 07/28/2008

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
  

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Mildred Armstrong Kalish was born 1922, Garrison, IA - influenced by the Great Depression and by the self-reliance and work ethic of her mother's parents.
  • Updated: 07/23/2008
  • ISBN: 978-0-553-38424-6
  • Copyright: Mildred Armstrong Kalish, A Bantam Book

During the Great Depression, farmers would often give their pastors food from their farms. This is a story of how one pastor received an abundant supply of pork liver.