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Humor  Humor
  • Author: From Stewardship of Life Institute
  • Updated: 03/19/2008
  • Copyright: Stewardship of Life Institute

Pastor Schmitt answers the phone:

Hello, is Rev. Schmitt?"
"It is."

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can."

"Do you know a David Anderson?"
"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will."

--From Stewardship of Life Institute, Joke of the Week

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 05/22/2007

A certain clothing manufacturer turned out thousands of sweatshirts with "Money isn't everything" printed on them. He went bankrupt.

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 03/02/2007

Maria: I never want to change my new boyfriend. I love him just the way he is.

Marlena: How sweet. What is he like?

Maria: Wealthy.

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Source Unknown
  • Updated: 11/20/2006

Prospective father-in-law to daughter's suitor: 'How much money do you have in the bank''

Young man: "I don't know. I haven't shaken it lately."

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 07/28/2006

Here's an attention-getting story. E-mail me at Jerry Hoffman and let me know how you integrate it into your message.