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  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 06/11/2009

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  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 06/11/2009

Humorous Story


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 06/11/2009

Three ministers were talking over lunch and before long found themselves discussing how much of the weekly donations was appropriate to keep and how much to give to the Lord.

The first minister says, "I just draw a line on the floor, put one foot on both sides, and throw the money into the air... whatever lands on the right side of the line is God's and whatever lands on the left is mine."

The second minister notes that he uses a similar method, but "I use a small coffee table when I throw the money in the air and whatever lands on the table goes to the Lord and whatever lands on the floor is mine."

They both contemplate each other's answer and finally turn to the third minister who is sitting there without saying anything.

"Well, how do you do it?" asks the first to the third.

"Well, I do as you both do and throw the money into the air, but I figure whatever the Lord wants, he'll grab, and I keep whatever hits the floor."
-  Unknown


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 06/11/2009

Three Simple Steps to Explosive Giving

   1. When the ushers bring the offering plates to the altar the pastor will place all the offering envelopes in a big round tumbler on the altar.

   2. One of the acolytes will step forward and draw out one of the offering envelopes from the big round tumbler on the altar.

   3. The 'winner' (person or family whose offering envelope is drawn) will receive Double Their Money Back!
- Unknown


Humor  Humor
  • Author: John Bogle, founder of the Vanguard Mutual Fund Group and President of its Bogle Financial Markets Research.
  • Updated: 04/13/2009
  • Copyright: John C.  Bogle
    John Wiley & Sons, Inc

A story about the futility of chasing after something that is not real.