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Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 08/27/2003

A farmer visiting the city entered a restaurant for his noon meal.

When the food was served he silently bowed his head gave thanks. One of four young men at the next table, thinking to embarrass him, called out in a loud voice, "Hey, farmer, does everyone do that out in the country where you live?"

The farmer quietly replied, "No, son, the pigs don`t--they just start right in!"