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Giving

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  • Updated: 10/11/2003

Ole is drinking a cup of coffee in the Fellowship Hall with nothing on but his boxer shorts.  

Sven comes up and asks him, "Well, Ole, how are tings?"

"Vell," Ole replies, "That preacher sure gave a  powerful stewardship sermon."

Sven: "Oh, is that so?"

Ole: "He says, 'You need to give God everyting ya got. I was sooo moved I vanted to do yust as he said but I couldn't."

Sven:  "But vhy didn't ya?"

Ole: "Oh, Lena says to me, 'That's quite enough Ole.'"

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