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No Artificial Resperation

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 10/01/2003

Did you hear about the wealthy Dallas oilman who went on vacation to Hawaii?

He went out to the beach one afternoon to discover that his wife had just been rescued from the surf, and was being revived by the lifeguards. "What are you doing?" he asked.

The lifeguards replied, "We are giving her artificial respiration."

"Artificial nothing," the oilman shouted, "Give her the real thing. We can afford it."  

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