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Humor  Humor
  • Author: Roy Pate
  • Updated: 12/31/2008

Dear IRS: I'm sending you this money because I cheated on my income tax and my conscience has been bothering me. If it doesn't stop, I'll send you the rest.
-Roy Pate


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 11/26/2008

Psalm 23
Faith companions for a small child


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 11/10/2008

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"No!"the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "No!"

I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You Gotta Be Dead."

- Unknown


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 10/26/2008

11 short humorous stories for your enjoyment


Humor  Humor
  • Updated: 10/22/2008

The greatest surprise of Mary's life was receiving a dollar on her fourth birthday. She carried the bill about the house and was seen sitting on the stairs admiring it.

"What are you going to do with your dollar?" her mother asked.

"Take it to Sunday School," said Mary promptly.

"To show your teacher?" Mary shook her head.

"No," she said. "I'm going to give it to God. He'll be as surprised as I am to get something besides pennies."