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Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 10/22/2008

"Thanks for the generous donation," the church treasurer said, looking at a check she had just been handed.

The donor smiled. "Well, you can thank the Holy Spirit."

The treasurer rolled her eyes. "C'mon. It wasn't that generous."


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Adapted from columns written by Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle and Roy Rivenburg of offkilter.org and the Los Angeles Times. E-mail: Roy.Rivenburg@latimes.com
  • Updated: 08/08/2008
  • Copyright: Roy Rivenburg
    From a copyrighted newspaper column www.offkilter.org/jesusdmv.html, distributed by Creators Syndicate.

Humor  Humor
  • Author: Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

How to get people on their feet.


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Source Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

A story applicable to a scarcity mentality.


Humor  Humor
  • Author: Source Unknown
  • Updated: 08/08/2008

A man had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. He could receive little company and was not to be excited. While in the hospital a rich uncle died and left him two million dollars.

His family wondered how to break the news to him with the least amount of excitement. It was decided to ask the preacher if he would go and break the news quietly to the man. The preacher went and gradually led up to the question. The preacher asked the patient what he would do if he inherited two million dollars. He said, "I think I would give half of it to the church."

The preacher dropped dead.