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Pastor Schmitt answers the phone:
Hello, is Rev. Schmitt?"
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"Do you know a David Anderson?"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
--From Stewardship of Life Institute, Joke of the Week
A certain clothing manufacturer turned out thousands of sweatshirts with "Money isn't everything" printed on them. He went bankrupt.
Maria: I never want to change my new boyfriend. I love him just the way he is.
Marlena: How sweet. What is he like?
Prospective father-in-law to daughter's suitor: 'How much money do you have in the bank''
Young man: "I don't know. I haven't shaken it lately."
Here's an attention-getting story. E-mail me at Jerry Hoffman and let me know how you integrate it into your message.
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